IS THIS A TEST...

Sorry it took me so long, but after looking behind the night stand myself, I had to speed this process up. I call MRS. CURTIS L. MANN III, and tell her that I’m going to take the test (TODAY!!!), but she doesn’t answer, so I just leave her a brief message, “Um I'm just calling to let you know I was able to make an appointment today to take the test at The Medical Center, so I guess you can take the girls down there whenever. And uh, I do want to see them…thanks.” I get there and the wait is about 2 hours, but the actual test takes less than 10 minutes. Anyway I just got back from taking the paternity test & by the looks of things MRS. CURTIS L. MANN III has been by again [is she here?] I call her name, [no answer], I look out the window, [no car] - on the table by the door I see she brought in the mail [something she NEVER does] - she had to be in a rush because as I sort through it, I see she left her blackberry under the bills…I pick it up and the doorbell rings…] who could this be? [MRS. CURTIS L. MANN III still has a key], as I put the phone down she receives a text, I go to the door but there is no one there - I step out on the porch & trip over a package the size of a small shoe box - as I get up I see a USPS truck driving away, this had to be what she was looking for, I go back in and read the text on her phone “It should be there, are you really gonna use it?”…